Mad Munch's First Write-Up

It was a Handle Tuesday & everyone seemed to be thirsty.  A couple weeks after spring break & right before mid-terms Lincoln College students were ready to cut loose.  My old roommate, Art had collected enough money this week for 2 handles of Captain Morgan & he was mixing up some Cookie Monsters (Captain & Mountain Dew).  

That night, Mad Munch was host to a few dine-in patrons who sat at the bar & on my couch, munching on Cheezers.  PBR Power Hour was in full swing as I was popping in & out of my room taking deliveries to our other handful of regulars.  Every time I came back the music was louder & the conversations more amplified.  My friends were in good spirits at Sharky's Red Southside Pool Hall.

Around 11:30, I was coming back from another pepperoni pizza delivery when I noticed two RAs (resident advisor) standing at my door.  There were definitely girls in my room but it wasn't midnight yet, so I figured it must have been a noise issue.  I walked up slowly & noticed my door was wide open.

"What's going on, guys?" I asked.

"Well, Zach.  Your friends here are getting written up for drinking," Chad explained.  "And here's your write up for cooking in your room.  I warned you, & now we're shutting it down.  For good."