Mad Munch Grilled Cheezer Co.

Follow the story below of Mad Munch: It's long strange trip from the prairies of Illinois to the sunny shores of Ocean Beach, San Diego....

23 October 2024

Free Utilities Can Be Costly

"Damnit! That's the third time this week!" I exclaimed.  We were sitting in the dark with a half cooked pizza.  Luckily, the Cheezers were done & ready to be wrapped in foil & bagged.

"It's the damn Pizza Pizzazz," DP said, "It uses too much power."

"Hey, don't blame this on the Pizzazz, it's one of the greatest inventions of-" But, Yuri was cut off by a loud rapping at the door.

"RA, open up!"

The three of us scurried, DP put the griddle in a drawer, Yuri hid beer cans behind the bar & I draped a flannel shirt over the Pizza Pizzazz.  I opened the door to see Chad, head of the RAs flashing a Maglite into my room.

"What the hell's going on in there?  Why does the power keep goin' out, fellas?" he said, brushing past me, the light's beam wandering.  "For some reason it's only on this floor & at this end of the hall."

"That's strange," I said & shrugged my shoulders.  That's when the lights came back on.  

"You guys know anything about this 'Mad Munch,' I keep hearing about?  Bobbo overheard a some students over in Heritage South talking about getting pizzas delivered wrapped in aluminum foil.  What's that all about?" Chad said.  He stared at me for a moment, then DP & then Yuri.

"Pizza, huh?" DP said.  "That sounds pretty good right now."

"Yeah," Chad laughed, "Well, you know you're not supposed to cook food in your rooms- not even in a microwave.  So, ya know, just make sure we don't have anymore blackouts.  Cause if we do, it's gonna be much harder to get a pizza around here."  He gave us all another glance, then told us good night & left.

"That was close!" Yuri said, handing us both a beer.  "What the hell are we gonna do now?"

"Ah, nothing, Chad's bluffing.  He can't do anything, he's an RA," DP said.

"We gotta be more careful.  Bobbo knows everyone."

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